Now optimized for AI agents — not just humans

The last website
you'll ever
apologize for.

Beautiful design. Built for AI. Copy that turns visitors into customers.
At a price that makes sense.

48hr
First draft delivered
100%
AI-agent optimized
$0
Monthly fees
No templates

Why Stupid Simple

Three things most web designers get wrong.

And what we do differently.

🎨

Beautiful by design

Most "affordable" websites look cheap. Ours don't. Every pixel is intentional — design that signals quality before a single word is read.

🤖

Built for AI agents

AI assistants like ChatGPT and Google's AI now decide which businesses to recommend. We structure your site so AI understands exactly what you do — and sends people your way.

📖

Your story, actually told

We don't just design — we write. Every site includes copy that makes your value obvious. Visitors understand why you in 5 seconds, not 5 minutes.

AI Optimization

Your next customer
might be an AI.

When someone asks ChatGPT, Gemini, or Siri to find a local business, the AI reads websites to decide who to recommend. Most sites are invisible to AI.

We embed structured data, semantic HTML, and clear entity definitions — so every AI that visits your site knows exactly who you are, what you do, and who you serve.

// Your business, readable by AI
"@type": "LocalBusiness",
"name": "Your Business Name",
"description": "Crystal clear.",
"serviceType": [
"Your Service 1",
"Your Service 2"
],
"areaServed": "Your City"

✓ AI agents can now find you
✓ Google understands your business
✓ Recommendations start flowing

Process

Three steps. Done.

No lengthy briefs. No chasing approvals. Stupidly simple.

1

Tell us your story

A 20-minute call or a quick form. We ask the right questions to understand your business, your customers, and what makes you different.

2

We build it

Design, copy, AI optimization — all done for you. First draft in 48 hours. You review, we refine until it's perfect.

3

You go live

We handle the launch and domain setup. One payment. No subscriptions. No maintenance fees. It's yours forever.

Pricing

Stupid simple pricing.

One flat price. No surprises. No hidden fees. No monthly retainers ever.

Starter
$299

Perfect for getting online with a single page that converts.

  • Single landing page
  • Professional copywriting
  • AI-optimized structure
  • Mobile responsive
  • Delivered in 48 hours
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MOST POPULAR
Growth
$699

A full website that tells your story and ranks on AI search.

  • Up to 5 pages
  • Full brand story copywriting
  • Advanced AI + SEO optimization
  • Contact forms + integrations
  • 2 rounds of revisions
  • Domain + hosting setup
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Custom
Let's talk

Ecommerce, bookings, custom features — scoped together.

  • Everything in Growth
  • Ecommerce / booking systems
  • Custom functionality
  • Ongoing support available
  • Priority delivery
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for your website?

Tell us about your business. We'll get back to you within a few hours with a plan.